This was 2011
By “This Was 2011” I mean these are the first sentences from my first tumblr post of each month.
JANUARY 2011 - “Security in Los Angeles saw my dick.”
FEBRUARY 2011 - “That awful new eye doctor that yelled at me, took 2 1/2 hours for an exam, and at one point REMOVED MY CONTACTS FROM MY EYES WITH HIS OWN HANDS (which I’ve literally had nightmares about) sent me a thank you card with business cards inside.”
MARCH 2011 - “holler”
APRIL 2011 - “People seem surprised the new Katy Perry video sucks. Like the Candyland titty party was Thriller or something.”
MAY 2011 - “Or hey, if you guys wanted me to play a poolside detective…I could do that too.”
JUNE 2011 - “Don’t let my facial expression fool you, I had a GREAT weekend!”
JULY 2011 - “Mary Todd Lincoln Presents: Mary Todd Lincoln’s Tribute To America!”
AUGUST 2011 - “My cousin hid me from her Facebook feed”
SEPTEMBER 2011 - “This is what a cornfield looks like honey.”
OCTOBER 2011 - “I’d like to thank Matt for introducing me to Regular Show!”
NOVEMBER 2011 - “So easy to do! get registered everyone!”
DECEMBER 2011 - “DEATH TO BRINGER SHOWS”
