September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Black Swan Interns Are Fed Up With Internships →
glamsoda: Want to never work in the entertainment industry again? Sue someone because the job you were hired to do isn’t up to your lofty, unearned standards. SEE ALSO: People are fucking dumb. At one of my internships when I first got started, I sat around all day waiting for something to do. Eventually a balloon bouquet was delivered to my boss and they asked me to go outside and pop the...
Sep 30th
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im at work...
i need to run to my car and ive been waiting for this dude to take a dump so I can answer his questions and go about my day
Sep 30th
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Bank of America to charge debit card use fee →
No. Goodbye. Anyone have a good suggestion for a new bank?
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 25th
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I DID IT
I deactivated my Facebook account. Oh, I am sure I will be back at one point, but lately I’ve been getting more and more creeped out with what’s where and who can see what and all that, so before I rejoin that village of raped privacy, I have a WHOLE lot of housecleaning to do that I am just not in the mood for at the moment. Pictures to delete, tags to erase. A friends list to cut by...
Sep 24th
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SIRR
SOMETHING I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED Junior year of high school, I went to Australia and New Zealand with People To People Student Ambassadors. We stayed on a ranch in Australia for two days.  At one point there was a dance and all of the ranch people taught us what was apparently a VERY common line dance to Tina Turner’s Nutbush City Limits. 
Sep 24th
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Some of the descriptions for Halloween Horror...
“Descend to hell’s darkest corner as you sample the forbidden fruits of extreme terror.” “Explore the chilling legend of pain and anguish as your ears succumb to the petrifying screams of a woman consumed by the dreadful guilt of drowning her children and then herself. “ “Feel your heart pound and your hair stand on end as you succumb to the mass hysteria...
Sep 22nd
WatchWatch
Excited for the Goodman show tonight? You’re not the only one!
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Room 101: Room 101 w NOISES ON! 9.21.11 →
Noises On! is a group that I’m really excited about, so come check it out! In the first half of our set, we improvise a scene from a made-up play, THEN we go back and show that SAME span of time but from backstage. It’s the easiest thing to understand and the hardest thing to explain. Noises On! is Betsy Sodaro, Lauren Lapkus, Suzi Barrett, Joe Wengert, Anthony Gioe, Jake Regal,...
Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
Should I start smoking pot again?
Sep 19th
Sep 19th
Come see Goodman's Maude show!! →
patrickc: This upcoming Wednesday at UCB! Fun fun stuff! Plus Guest Performers Jennie Pierson and Johanna Parker! Make reservations! [end plug] It’s gonna be a great show, guys!
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 9th
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Adult Crafting Night
I’m not this kind of person, but I have enough followers of this nature that I figured I’d post this, since my friend runs this children’s bookstore and because it’s a great way to support small business, literature, and I dunno, kids and stuff. LITTLE JUNEBUGS ADULT CRAFTING NIGHT Little junebugs is proud to present its first adult crafting night! this is the first in a...
Sep 9th
Sep 8th
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Come see a show i'm doing Saturday night at UCB →
lindsayames: Saturday, September 10th, Midnight at UCB - it’s this month’s SKETCH CRAM! Brand new sketch comedy written, rehearsed and performed in just one day! I’m writing for this, so I’m kinda like…yeah! Come!
Sep 7th
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Sep 3rd
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Sep 1st
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