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markdavidchristenson: HAVE FUN! Oh shut up and read this right now!
Oh do you like how right before my self-righteous post about Real Housewives was a joke about domestic violence? Yeah, I’ll call it out so you don’t have to.
Whenever someone puts a smiley face in an email there’s this little voice in my head that says “Wait, do you want to fuck me or something?”
When you giggle because your improv team named “Doo Doo Shack” was asked to do a show on 9/11, you’re NOT cool.
8 minute trailer for Angry Boys. I can’t WAIT. Which reminds me, I need to buy Summer Heights High…real bad.
Evil Chaise is on the front page of UCB Comedy today so if you haven’t already took a gander, now is the time!
I wasn’t THRILLED to get Jury Duty, but when you log into the LA Superior Court website and it starts playing Lee Greenwood’s “Proud To Be An American,” things change.
I refuse to be one of those cat people so I figured I’d just give you some bullet points on things my cat has done that are adorable. 1) Chased herself for 15 minutes once I put the collar with a bell on her. 2) Walked in the bathroom while I was peeing and just looked at me like “The fuck are you doing.” 3) Crawled under the covers of my bed and flipped the fuck out when she...
Check out this video I wrote! Starring Luke Barats, Elaine Carroll, Jackie Johnson, Lauren Lapkus, Ryan Meharry, and Scott Rodgers Directed by Noam Bleiweiss
That Daily What link that is telling you not to click the link. DON’T CLICK IT. I swear to God don’t do it.
After refusing treatment and punching both her mother and brother in the middle...– How I wish that episode of Intervention ended
I really like her! I think she’s funny!– Mom re: Sherri Shepard
I never liked Alec Baldwin until I saw him in that Priceline commercial– Mom
Isn’t Gerard Butler supposed to be a good actor? He’s SHITTY in...– Mom, watching Phantom of the Opera.
Steve: Is that your ringtone?
Steve: (laughing) It's the song from the commercials for Precious
Sister: (confused) I don't know who or what Precious is.
Judging by all of the reruns of Reba on the DVR I think it’s safe to say this trip home will be anything but boring!
heyjustin: ucbtladcm: Just normal fun… TOP 10 DCMemories: After checking out the Henson exhibit we watched Steve ride this creepy metal coin-op horse for all it was worth (50 cents). Judging by my face you can TELL this was my favorite part of New York!
heyjustin: ryanrosenblog: patrickc: ally and i made this. Patrick and Ally are very great! Patrick’s got pipes and Ally’s got timing, this is awesome. I adore these two. But don’t tell Patrick. He’s supposed to think I hate him.
Szlaga and the drunk one-legged homeless man did NOT hit it off. Photo not available.
Currently on the Super Shuttle, which I consider a LUXURY as my airport travels are usually made up of a 20 minute walk to the red line, which I take to Union Station, where I get on the Flyaway bus to LAX. Shoved in the back row with no AC or window access, I feel absolutely pampered at this moment. To answer the question I know you’re asking, I’m just weird about rides to the...
you can either be a real person, or you can use the term “amazeballs.” you pick. amazeball’s in your court.
See me in NYC!
I’m performing in the Del Close Marathon this weekend at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York! You have THREE chances to see me! THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY Once a week a group of supercool 90s teens gather in the woods to share spooky stories with each other… Sat 10:45 pm at Urban Stages NOISES ON! Watch seven minutes of a community theatre production. Then! Rewind back and see...
Ron Swanson is the new Zooey Deschanel of tumblr
And I could do with about 75% less of it.
I'm dreading Michele Bachmann
But I’m equally dreading Michele Bachmann impressions by Kristen Wiig which I’m SURE will be done weekly on SNL. Let’s all act surprised when the cold open of the season premiere has her square off against Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. And again when the REAL Bachmann pops in for a cameo six weeks later!
SOMETHING I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED When I was going to school in Chicago I worked in the coffee shop in our dorm. Often times I would be too lazy to make “white mocha” mix and would just fill the jug with milk. I never received a single complaint.
SOMETHING I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED I had reeeallllly blonde hair when I was a kid. When I was 8 or 9 or something my Dad gave me a buzz cut, and because my hair was so light I looked bald. My mom HATED it and said I looked like a Leukemia patient.
Remember that cousin I mentioned who hid me from Facebook because my posts make no sense? I was just included on a mass email she sent out entitled “OMG I never knew how cute baby porcupines were!”
DCM13 is nearly upon us!
lunchbreak: ucbtladcm: Hello new members and members from yesteryear, DCM12 DCM13 starts next week! Make sure you’re ready to post to this Tumblr now, so you don’t have to fret about it while you’re packing the many, many t-shirts you will soak with sweat. The link below has detailed instructions on how to post via iPhones, Androids, Blackberries, and via email! HOW TO POST I loooove...