The channel guide said it was the Biography of Selena and it turns out to be Jack Kevorkian. Score.
Never in my life was I the "take charge" kind of...
Then I became friends with comedians.
What’s with this new layout, Tumblr. I can’t figure shit out. Quit being cute with little icons and bring back WORDS.
Chapter 3: In The Navy
AUTHOR’S NOTE: You may find that this chapter is shorter than and not as interesting as the others. It’s quite simple. My time at Old Navy was indeed shorter and not as interesting as the others. Thank you. After coming home from Australia and promptly quitting Red Robin, I took a few weeks off to relax. Because if there’s one thing you don’t get to do on vacation,...
They should change the WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOING section of the UCB Newsletter to WHAT YOU AREN’T DOING
Don’t ask me about Facebook,” Offerman says. “There are books to read, songs to...– via the envelope Nick Offerman is all right with me. (via thewordhole) NEED TO BE MORE LIKE OFFERMAN (via markdavidchristenson) Yeah let’s all post this quote about getting off the internet and out into the world more…on our tumblrs.
Can I Just Say...: Book Pitch: How Not to Write A... →
karolynmckenzie: For the past two years, Steve Szlaga and I have kept a log on all of our terrible writing mistakes. We think they’d be best published in a book pitch, not a book, but just a book pitch. Enjoy! Introduction Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep… Better than Save The Cat!
Patience is Respect for the Universe
Dear Friend, I am writing to you in regards to some strange happenings I have witnessed. It appears your baby has hacked your Facebook page. I logged in to find your profile picture has been changed to a photo of your baby. On top of that, there are multiple photo albums, all full of pictures of your baby, but tagged as you. Strange, right? Your interests are all the same. You still love Mad...
SOMETHING I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED “You are like, really, really talented. Whatever your major is, skip it! Drop out of college and just sing. You’re so good you should do this for a living. Go to Chicago. Just move to Chicago and sing. Not LA though. Not yet.” Me, completely wasted, on my first day in college, to some random girl who just sang a Lauryn Hill song at the dorm...