June 2011
Jun 11th
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Oh man.
The channel guide said it was the Biography of Selena and it turns out to be Jack Kevorkian.  Score.
Jun 11th
Never in my life was I the "take charge" kind of...
Then I became friends with comedians.
Jun 11th
Jun 10th
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What’s with this new layout, Tumblr. I can’t figure shit out. Quit being cute with little icons and bring back WORDS.
Jun 10th
Chapter 3: In The Navy
AUTHOR’S NOTE: You may find that this chapter is shorter than and not as interesting as the others. It’s quite simple. My time at Old Navy was indeed shorter and not as interesting as the others. Thank you. After coming home from Australia and promptly quitting Red Robin, I took a few weeks off to relax. Because if there’s one thing you don’t get to do on vacation,...
Jun 10th
They should change the WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOING section of the UCB Newsletter to WHAT YOU AREN’T DOING
Jun 10th
Jun 9th
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“Don’t ask me about Facebook,” Offerman says. “There are books to read, songs to...”
– via the envelope Nick Offerman is all right with me. (via thewordhole) NEED TO BE MORE LIKE OFFERMAN (via markdavidchristenson) Yeah let’s all post this quote about getting off the internet and out into the world more…on our tumblrs.
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Can I Just Say...: Book Pitch: How Not to Write A... →
karolynmckenzie: For the past two years, Steve Szlaga and I have kept a log on all of our terrible writing mistakes. We think they’d be best published in a book pitch, not a book, but just a book pitch. Enjoy! Introduction Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep… Better than Save The Cat!
Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
Jun 8th
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Patience is Respect for the Universe
Jun 6th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Dear Friend, I am writing to you in regards to some strange happenings I have witnessed. It appears your baby has hacked your Facebook page. I logged in to find your profile picture has been changed to a photo of your baby. On top of that, there are multiple photo albums, all full of pictures of your baby, but tagged as you. Strange, right? Your interests are all the same. You still love Mad...
Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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SIRR
SOMETHING I RANDOMLY REMEMBERED “You are like, really, really talented. Whatever your major is, skip it! Drop out of college and just sing. You’re so good you should do this for a living. Go to Chicago. Just move to Chicago and sing. Not LA though. Not yet.” Me, completely wasted, on my first day in college, to some random girl who just sang a Lauryn Hill song at the dorm...
Jun 3rd