Most people cite the episode with Fry’s dog…but this is the scene that really gets me every time.
Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I’m My Own Grandpa!
Here’s an important improv lesson that your teacher may not have told you. Using the phrase “Wait a minute…I think I’m blind!” is a perfect way to end ANY scene.
Crazy new thing I do
It’s called “Don’t stay up until two in the morning every weeknight, go to bed at a reasonable time and get up at a decent hour in the morning”
77 people have signed the petition so far! Juuuust short of our goal of 50,000. Coming soon…clips from my audition reel!
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piranhawaterpark: Let’s get Steve his dream role!
Check out my friend Melissa’s new Funny or Die video w/ Tommy Lee!
The Onion interviews the writer of Fast Five.
Spring has sprung and the weather is getting warmer! It’s time to invite your friends over to help you throw a chaise lounge off of your balcony because even though you were going to use it in a sketch you are now terrified that it has bed bugs and you want it GONE so you can enjoy your balcony again.
Today is weird! I get off work at 5pm and have NO official plans for the rest of the evening! I think I may go for a run, hop over to UCB and see The Smokes, then spend the rest of the night being productive! Also, I’m writing a spec for Futurama, so watching Futurama all night COUNTS as being productive. It counts, you guys!
Something I randomly remembered… The night before classes began for my second semester of college, I was up until 9am drinking in the dorms. My friend Emily and I actually did a shot of gin as we were leaving for the first day of a Media & Telecommunications class. We tried our hardest to appear awake and sober. When class was finally over, both of us looked at the “notes”...
I went for a run. I was about a mile and a half from home when out of nowhere, I super had to shit. This isn’t the most uncommon thing to happen me, but it is the farthest I’ve ever been from a toilet on a run (I take EXTRA care when planning runs in case of an emergency like this) And emergency is was. I had to pretty much waddle about a half mile uphill through Los Feliz to get to...
I took a look in the owner’s manual and strangely enough, they are actually called “hazard” lights, not “I’m a dick who thinks my time is more important than everyone else’s so I’m gonna double park and block the flow of traffic” lights as I originally assumed.
The Sally Forth Dimension: April 19th, 2011 →
sallyforthdimension: We’re in the office. Sally has traded in her previous blue power blazer for a salmon-colored one. She is also looking much more casual than in the past few strips, with the blazer unbuttoned and sleeves rolled up in a way that says “I’ve got some dirty work to take care of…” “Guys, I have some… Latest Sally Forth recap.
They should write in a new character on United States of Tara who just tells everyone to shut the fuck up. I’d like that character.
Here's something you can try
Say someone makes you feel like shit. Say that despite the fact that you don’t even know this person, in one brief exchange their unabashed indecency sent you into a mindfuck because not only are you disappointed that people like this exist in the world, but you also have a tendency to become emotionally crippled any time you stumble upon the horrifying realization that there are people out...
Remember when getting invited to thousands of events a day was not part of your...– Karolyn, reminiscing to a time before Facebook.
What? No. Cut this. Stupid.– Note I wrote to myself when rereading my spec.
My senior class motto was “All this hassle just for a tassle.” Something I randomly remembered.
Watching War of the Worlds
It’s like those aliens know exactly where Tom Cruise is going to be a half second after he is there.
TONIGHT!!! I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF PERFORMING IN... →
davidchristenson: COME OUT FOR A GREAT MIDNIGHT SHOW!!!! MAKE RESERVATIONS HERE! WONDERFUL WRITERS and WONDERFUL CAST!!!! some of these people I really admire and now getting to the chance to work with them, come see if the magic is there between us! Pretty sure it is. I wrote two sketches for this…one of them is starring Dave. I already know there is magic between us.
The Sally Forth Dimension: April 7, 2011 →
sallyforthdimension: We’re in a board meeting. Sally’s boss, a more approachable version of Lou Grant from the Mary Tyler Moore Show, calls her up to address the room and share her thoughts. “I miss so much sunlight being at work I feel like the little girl on Venus in that Ray Bradbury story,” she tells the board. “Sal, a word…” her boss replies ominously. My latest summary and cultural...