March 2011
February 2011
If you were worried that Ke$ha’s newest video wasn’t going to involve her and James Van Der Beek (playing himself) shooting rainbow lasers at each other at a fancy unicorn party…
…you don’t need to worry any longer.
FOUR YEARS?
I’ve been in Los Angeles for FOUR YEARS?
WHAT?
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
If you expected some SORT of nostalgic “look how far I’ve come/best decision of my life/every day is a gift” bullshit, look elsewhere. Because I am freaking the fuck out.
WHY AM I STILL HERE
NOTHING I HAVE DONE MATTERS.
MY EXISTENCE IS TRIVIAL.
SAOIT;EOAIFJASDJAS;LKTJE0FAFASCAS
No offense. Love all...
Raynaud's Disease →
This is what I have. Legitimately.
I am posting this link here in response to the DOZENS of people who continue to mock me for wearing gloves all the time.
Now you know!
watchmetakemypantsoff asked: Hey! Your blog is pretty sweet. Would you check mine out and tell me what you think? Thanks in advance!
Solution: Cancel Two and a Half Men for good and immediately hire all the now-out-of-work crew to work on the TV movie about why Two and a Half Men was canceled for good.
Steve: I think my goal will be just to get an agent before that 5-year-old girl on YouTube
(beat)
Steve and Karolyn: Too late.
There is an epidemic going around that I would like you all to be aware of.
This specifically concerns my friends in the comedy community.
Each day, more people fall victim to this horrible, horrible, disease, and I pray you will not be next.
It’s called the Wacky Headshot.
YOU DON’T NEED IT!, funny people! Just have a headshot that makes you look good. And if it’s comedy,...
House of Pies got their A back.
Threat Level Midnight
You fucking kidding me right now? The FUCK was that?
The new Britney Spears video looks like a old...
mrscottdavis:
wordsbycodi:
Just Sayin’
When is there going to be a new Savage Garden video?
Yeah but it looks like a Radiohead video.
Don't Let Public Broadcasting DIE!!!! →
jmerchymerch:
Annual federal funding amounts to $1.35 per American, less than the cost of a cup of coffee.
Update
A majority of the statue was funded by a company known for licensing products from movies and creating real-life versions of them.
I’m less joyous.
But I’ll still take the RoboCop
Home sick
I’ve been sick twice now, and it’s only February. I almost never get sick, so it’s weird that it’s happened twice in two months.
I know exactly why. I’m too stressed. I constantly bite off more than I can chew and I never give myself the time to just relax.
But I’ve found a solution!
In an effort to simplify my life, I am simply going to cut half of my...
Peaking at #5 on the charts, “Baby” is Justin Bieber’s most successful single to date. No other single has entered the top ten.
Smash Mouth has released three singles that have done better than Justin Bieber’s most successful one.
Jennifer Paige released a song called “Crush” in 1998 that did better than Justin Bieber’s most successful single.
...
WatchI wrote this…so…you watch maybe?
Starring (in order of appearance): Luke Barats, Jackie Johnson, Elaine Carroll, Lauren Lapkus, Marlene Maginot, Ryan Meharry, Jake Regal, Mark Rennie, Skander Halim, Steve Szlaga, Gina Ippolito, and Scott Rodgers
Two and a Half Men is a god awful show starring a woman-abusing drug addict, and yet it is still the highest rated comedy on television.
I really wish the 100-year-old mummies who watch it had access to internet or at least a remote control so they could change the channel from CBS long enough to see what a horrible, horrible human being Charlie Sheen is and then maybe they’d stop.
Should I get a cat?
It would be free, and needs a home. And I live alone anyway, so that would cool. Plus they are supposed to be good for stress relief and I am always anxious about random shit.
And I’ve always wanted an animal and cats are much more self-sufficient than dogs which is a huge plus.
Yes? Or no?
Answer!
WatchJust a little something to get you all jazzed for the next Goodman show.
BABYSITTER NIGHTMARE
Written by Marlene Maginot
Starring Lauren Lapkus and Jackie Johnson.
Check us out Wednesday at 8!
Don’t you just HATE days where you know you won’t have any time to go home and watch Netflix on WII?
