October 2011
Who is keeping up with Dexter? Isn’t it GLARINGLY OBVIOUS that the older guy is a figment of the younger guys imagination and that their relationship is meant to mirror Dexter’s relationship with his dead father? That’s not going to turn out to be some surprise revelation is it? (Being as vague as possible here to avoid spoiling anything)
Guess whose tumblr got hacked!
Not that I’m not, you know, supes eager to post Steve Jobs death photos. Believe me. Chomping at the bit.
RON SWANSON! THE MOVIE "DRIVE!" A CUP OF COFFEE...
These are like the three ULTIMATE things to post on Tumblr so I can only imagine this entry is going to get reblogged like 12928932 times.
Another biking rant.
To the motorists who think it’s cool to try to scare me while I’m biking by getting super close and yelling at me…
I watch Parking Wars.
I know their tricks on how to quickly memorize a car’s model and licence plate number.
One of these days, when you piss me off, I’m going to purposely crash into a parked car, then sue the shit out of you.
Then I’m gonna...
alisonagosti asked: More cat pix.
Smaller than your elbow
You’re not supposed to use Q-Tips in your ear, right?
You know that?
Because I am often shocked when people I know well - people who I respect as human beings and have the proper brain capacity for someone their age - look at me like I’m a a disgusting idiot when I say I don’t use Q-Tips.
NO DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU TO CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS WITH A COTTON SWAB.
NO DOCTOR WILL EVEN...
A couple weeks ago I hiked up to the Hollywood Sign. It was pretty.
I looked down, and arranged in rocks in a clearing below were the giant words “GO HOME TOURISTS.”
Go fuck yourself.
Maybe they didn’t have enough rocks to say “TOURISTS, I UNDERSTAND YOUR DESIRE TO GET CLOSE TO THIS INTERNATIONAL ICON, WHICH IS WHY I CHOSE TO OWN A HOME IN FRONT OF IT. I WELCOME YOU...
This woman is from my hometown. How nice. →
Just Codi: On Socks. Yup, those things on your... →
wordsbycodi:
I am 28 years young and just had the realization that I, Codi Elizabeth Fischer have never bought myself a pack socks. Or any socks for that matter. I don’t know how I have managed to have socks at all. A whole drawer of them in fact. A drawer of ready to be replaced type socks.
How have I lived…
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HOLY SHIT. Think of any character. Then click... →
farlizzle:
This thing straight up got Mork from Mork & Mindy, Kenny Bania AND Bubble Boy.
grownwomanchild:
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jenniferloibear:
LOL. DAMN, SO GOOD!!!
I tried Leslie Knope and he KNEW!!!!
It got Michael Scott, and then Tobias Funke, and then Boman and I did Terminator and it got it!
He got Natasha Fatale AND Monterey Jack (Although for Monterey he clearly thought I was...
If The Simpsons really ends after this season...
I would probably fly home just to watch the last episode with my brother.
No joke.
Watchsitko:
Can we talk about how much I love Tricia?
Tricia and Jo…at it again!
The Wonder Years Streaming on Netflix, huh? →
Noises On!
So excited for this!
NOISES ON
Looking for a live comedy show that combines your passions for time travel and community theatre? You found it! FIRST, the audience gives us the name of a fake play and we improvise the climactic final scene. THEN, we bend time and space to show you the same span of time from the perspective of everyone backstage! Curtains up, noises on!
Cast:
Joe Wengert Suzi...
