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I don't have to see Life As We Know It...
Because I already know the entire movie. We open on a wedding scene. Katherine Heigl’s best friend is marrying Josh Duhamel’s best bud. But guess what! Katherine and Josh do NOT get along, as we see while they trade barbs throughout the wedding! Obviously Kat is the maid of honor and Josh is the best man. Wait until you see the look on her face when they have to walk down the aisle...
Who cares if kids are looking at boobs? Boobs feed babies, alright? I turned on...– Bronx Beat
What should I be for Halloween? Vote! Dash from The Incredibles A Scuba Diver The Dutch Boy paint kid Spencer Pratt Jason Derulo Pig Pen from Peanuts David Hyde Pierce
My work has a booth at the West Hollywood Book Fair. So happy to be spending my Sunday peddling improv classes to overly literate gays in 100-degree weather
Jennifer Aniston was hilarious when she did 30 Rock. “I’m Jack’s life coach, Esmerelda Fitzmonster.”
BUT FIRST! BREAKFAST SANDWICHES!
Going for a run for the first time since the triathlon. I took the past two weeks off to reward myself/move in to my new place/relax/eat literally dozens of Hostess snack cakes and I am very excited to get outside and do this because I want to, not because I have to for training. I’ve also added 1/4 of a mile detour on so that I don’t have to run past UCB because I’m just weird...
Moved into my new place. I love living alone and I love being in Franklin Village but so far it’s mostly just depressing because the more I unpack the more I realize how much shit I still need for the new place. I’ll just stack these DVDs here in the place where I may have a bookshelf one day. This folding camping chair will go where the couch may go some day should I be able to...
Hey! I'm not going to get a microwave!
I decided last night when I got my oven turned on at the new apartment. Here’s why: 1) Tiny kitchen with not much counter space. 2) Cooking with microwave RUINS frozen food. 3) Cooking with microwave RUINS leftovers. 4) I rush enough through everything else in my life. Here’s ONE aspect where I’ll be forced to slow the fuck down. 5) I can sound pseudo-counter-culture...
I move today! →
And as a housewarming gift, will someone PLEASE buy me this Shmoo cookie jar off of ebay?
mrscottdavis: I totally just signed up for Skype. Now what do I do with it? Wait for a friend to move abroad.
No restraining order. Just a cease and desist letter. So far.
It's people like this...
This is a very, VERY small thing that happened to me today, but it pissed me off enough and now I want to bitch about it. Somebody emailed me at work asking if we offered something. We don’t offer it. I (KINDLY AND NEEDLESSLY) referred her to another place, somewhat of a competitor of my company, that did offer what she was looking for. (Sorry to be so vague and cryptic…but this is...
So...This is my life.
Tomorrow I have to call the police to file a restraining order against a twelve-year-old. Not even a joke.
pauliophonic: Mansers: Answers from Matt Manser A must!
Celebrity awards for the sprint triathlon. What a festival of dick sucking. Yeah let’s give the Teri Hatcher a special award for doing part of a RELAY.
Triathlon Weekend Update #3
330am wake up call. Time to get on the bus!
Triathlon Weekend Update #2
Had La Salsa. Not as angry now.
Triathlon Weekend Update #1
Despite turning around and going home SPECIFICALLY to grab my meal tickets, still managed to show up without them. Now I’m walking around alone looking for a place to eat my first meal of the day (because with board reports due at work work, having to go to the bike store, dropping off a rent check, laundry, packet pick up and traffic who the fuck has the time) since I don’t have a...
That’s because NORMAL people do that stuff, Steve. NORMAL people with...– My coworker, during one of my many panic attacks that I haven’t trained enough for this weekend.
What's the gayest month?
Cocktober (You’re welcome)
Sometimes I walk in and see you sitting at your desk and think “Who let...– Anonymous company member
Oh! Hey! I have to move a week from tomorrow! Better find an apartment! If anyone knows of any nice vacancies, send them my way.