May 2010
Flying in style.
Crocs with socks.
Jeans torn up all over the place, missing the entire right ass pocket.
Basketball shorts underneath to maintain modesty.
BTW, I’m on my way to Michigan right now to surprise my family.
SHHHH!
Oh and I hate airports.
April 2010
Can we talk about The Human Centipede for a second?
More people should be talking about this. People should be talking about The Human Centipede, not about whatever stupidness is going on with Arizona.
Like…did you know the whole concept of this movie is a crazy doctor creating a human centipede by sewing people together ASS TO MOUTH?
ASS TO MOUTH!
AND YOU’RE BUSY TALKING ABOUT...
I don’t think the video of the soldiers in Afghanistan doing “Telephone” by Lady Gaga is funny at all.
Does that make me unpatriotic?
Don’t get me wrong…I support our troops. Just not ALL the time.
Bottoms up, Kathie Lee
Animal Expert: All the burros and miniature horses are descended from wild asses of Africa.
Kathie Lee: Well aren't we all.
“Did these people sign contracts, willingly step in front of the cameras and...”
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TNT announced that it has ordered a third season of Southland
Things I'm Into
1. Naps. Oh lordy-lordy-look-who’s-forty how much I have missed NAPS! Now that I don’t work on Saturdays and my Sundays aren’t a ridiculous mess of multiple practices and meetings, I have been napping like a goddamn fiend. I spent 75% of this weekend sleeping.
2. My entire NetFlix queue is every Joss Whedon show ever created. I’m on season 2 of Buffy right now and not at...
Today is one of those mornings where you’re super tired because you were drunk and on the roof of your workplace about two hours prior to coming in.
Steve
mindgrapes:
I replied to your reblog but it’s not showing up. Yeah yeah I can figure how they justify it in the show. She was only temporary. Big deal. But why not just keep Coolidge on? She did the impossible already in being a perfectly acceptable Lynch replacement so why not let her keep doing it? What else is she doing these days? Mullally has a show on Broadway, is crushing it on Parks n...
My ideal ending for The Back-Up Plan would involve J. Lo having a partial-birth abortion so she and her man could raise a baby that was truly THEIRS.
Technology at its worst
I think being able to track your package online through UPS or FedEx or the post office does more harm than good, in a watched-pot-doesn’t-boil kind of way.
I FINALLY scraped together enough money to get a new computer without going into that much more debt than I already am, and I ordered it online because I got a good deal. Obviously I didn’t pay the $13 extra for two-day shipping...
I have a terrible forboding
I’m starting to worry that Claire won’t make it off the island and reunite with Aaron. And it’s really starting to affect me.
My mom reads my Twitter and everyone ever is on Facebook so Tumblr is the only place I feel comfortable mentioning how some random chick slipped a joint into my pocket at the UCB 4/20 show tonight!
So it’s okay if I mistake a white girl for Claire Danes but if I think an Asian guy looks like Lui Kang from the Mortal Kombat movie it’s racist? Double standard!
Flake yourself
Most stuff rolls of my back. I don’t get offended easily. However, if there is one SUREFIRE thing that never ceases to piss me off, it’s being called a flake.
Yeah. You know what? I do agree to a lot of things. Too many, as a matter of fact. I’m an overzealous “yes” person. In my mind, I honestly believe that I can intern at the UCB until 8pm, run and pick up my...
Getting ready to watch Spirit of the Marathon. I’m hoping for lots of emotional clips of people crossing the finish line. I’m such a sucker for that shit. After I finished the marathon in January I stood and watched people finish for the next four hours.
Okay, that’s because I was waiting for my mom to cross…but I would have watched anyway!
Hey who wants to do a...
If I had to choose between either getting those answers we’ve wanted about Libby’s story for the past four years…or the picnic scene from tonight’s episode…
You’re goddamn right I’d pick the picnic.
Tax News!!
After running the numbers for my full-time job…it SHOULD have been getting $930 back!
After adding my part-time job…where I worked one day a week…I get 16 DOLLARS BACK!
Turns out they never withheld. Anything.
Last night I made fun of my roommate and his girlfriend because they were watching Cheaper by the Dozen on TBS.
Then, after they went to bed, I secretly watched the rest.
Everyone is talking about the Streamy Awards! Quick question…what the fuck are they? Follow-up question…who the fuck cares?
Today is my last day at my weekend job. After this I’ll only be working 40 hours a week. Excited!
Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day.
No that doesn’t sound right.
Just signed up for the 10k Mud Run in Irvine two weeks from tomorrow. Who wants to come get messy with me?!?!?
When there is no bagger at the grocery store, you help the cashier bag your groceries, right?
If you don’t, you should honestly go fuck yourself because you’re a shitty person.
When you find yourself writing “organize to-do lists” on one of your many to-do lists…you are doing something wrong with your life.
