August 2009
A girl I went to school with is still living in our hometown and bartending. My first instinct was to judge, but who’s to say my life choices are any more valid than hers? If you’re happy, then good for you, girl whose name escapes me but used to walk home from Orchard Hills with me. Sometimes I feel too many in my life are pretentious and think the only life worth living is one in...
Aug 1st
I have many former teachers and relatives as Facebook friends. My parents read my Twitter. This is the only place left where I actually don’t have to censor myself and say things like how I like to fuck real dirty. I don’t. But if I did. I couldn’t tweet it.
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Back in Michigan. Nice. We won Cagematch again. Nice. My flight was overbooked, so I volunteered to take an alternate flight. This meant a more convenient flight with less layovers AND a voucher for a free round trip to anywhere in the US. NICE NICE NICE NICE NICE I briefly considered going to NY in two weeks for the Del Close marathon. But I would only be there for 48 hours so I could get back...
Jul 31st
It's 1:30am....
mindgrapes: And I have yet to pack for my flight tomorrow at 8am. I need to leave by 5am! What am I doing!! Kurt, go pack!!! Jesus!!!! Got you beat. My flight is at 7:30am and it is now 3am.
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Jul 29th
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Trying to whiten my teeth for the wedding but I guess one of them is sensitive. Putting bleach on a sensitive tooth? Turns out it hurts like a bitch. Also stop Mad Men-ing yourselves and posting them. Nobody cares. You barely care yourself.
Jul 29th
Governor Granholm Signs Midwest High Speed Rail... →
fuckyeahmichigan: leftofsound:
Jul 29th
quitter quitter
rambagling: glamsoda: natashastyles: detune: I plan on terminating my job by the end of this week. Officially because I’m going to be away for a lot of August and it’s going to be difficult to hold down a 9 to 5. Okay, but seriously, my job is completely inane and I can’t stand the thought of being there any longer. The thing is, the lab I work at specializes in organic chemical...
Jul 29th
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“I saw the sunset early today I was so IMPRESSED. I should wake up everyday to...”
– Amanda Bynes twitter
Jul 28th
I talked to a Cheetah Girl today. Worst part of that story is that I know what a Cheetah Girl is.
Jul 27th
“… it’s mind boggling to see how far Detroit has been allowed to fall. But what a...”
– Anthony Bourdain More on his blog here. Reminder: The Rust Belt (Baltimore, Detroit, Buffalo) No Reservations episode airs tonight! (via fuckyeahdetroit)
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I want you to know that the Chicken Salad at Subway is really good.
Jul 24th
Let’s not talk about my credit card. Let’s not talk about debt. Let’s not talk about what I’ll be eating for the next 5 days. Let’s just enjoy the fact that ALL of Benderdangle will be hitting the UCB stage on Wednesday.
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Jul 23rd
Travel Writers Visit Michigan →
Jul 22nd
“Who doesn’t like Twilight its the best movie ever!”
– Amanda Bynes twitter. Sigh
Jul 22nd
Is it weird that I still have the urge to say "so...
Jul 22nd
I’ve had a crush on Amanda Bynes for about 15 years now. I actually saw Hairspray for her. I’ve actually watched Sydney White on HBO for her. I’ve actually never seen any of her other movies but my little sister assures me she is great in all of them. Nothing has ever been able to even slightly affect the torch I carry for Amanda. Until…I found her twitter. Good God,...
Jul 21st
Every time I post on Tumblr it tell me I have an unsaved post. When I click to see the unsaved post it is exactly what I just published. MAKE THIS STOP PLEASE. I need to run four miles today and I waited too long and now it’s 93 degrees out. I think this was half self-sabotage because I kind of like running in miserable heat. I also like running in miserable cold. I find that running in...
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Finishing this script TONIGHT. End of story. I’m not cleaning my room. I’m not going to the Groundlings show after convincing myself I’ll just “pull an all-nighter.” I’m not watching TV. I’m not posting on tumblr…after this. I started this script in January. It was a completely different story with completely different characters and a completely...
Jul 18th
How do you feel about Fox trying to recast all of...
Jul 18th
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Just put my health, eye, and dental coverage cards in my wallet.  I can’t express how good it feels to actually be insured for once. On top of that, I am receiving benefits from a job that I love. Sorry if this message seems gloaty, but anyone familiar with my work situations for the past year would know that I totally deserve this.
Jul 13th
Is it okay that I REALLY don't like Entourage...
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WatchWatch
A couple of very funny Groundlings. I fucking love that my job includes daily interaction with people like these.
Jul 11th
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Jul 10th
Bad Domain Names
rambagling: snooz3r: All of these are companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread… Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com/ Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at...
Jul 9th
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God I really want to watch Free Willy now.
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