I was in Idaho for the past few days, as you probably know since it’s the last thing I wrote about. I’ll go into more detail later. For now… 1) Funny story about my cell phone, why I don’t have it right now, and how it is returning to me. 2) No easing back into things for me. I have eight good hours of sleep before I have to get up, run 16 miles, run some errands,...
Leaving on my Thanksgiving road trip to Idaho in a few hours. There will be no emailing. No texting. No facebooking. No phone calling. No twittering. No blogging. There will be eating, reading, hot tubbing, snowboarding, and lounging. See you Sunday!!
The Mysterious Affair at Mr Bendernagle's Luau →
Why don’t you go ahead and make a reservation to come see my murder mystery at the Upright Citizens Brigade?
I am going to Idaho with some friends over Thanksgiving. Never in my life have I ever needed a vacation this bad. In fact, I don’t think I have ever even considered a vacation to be at all necessary for my well-being. It makes me nervous to think that I am now a full-fledged adult with commitments and responsibilities and an overall lifestyle so very definitely the opposite of vacation. I...
Ever wish to see me sing a song about polar bears to the tune of I Dreamed a Dream from Les Miserables? Wish comes true at IO at midnight
I never do Follow Friday but you should get into STFUMarrieds and it just happens to be Friday.
Somebody hurry up and post a photo or video of Sue Sylvester with her sister so I can reblog it.
COME SEE ME IN TWO SHOWS THIS SATURDAY
BOTH SHOWS ARE FREE First, it’s the return of BENDERDANGLE! We have been away for FAR too long and will be performing a SPECIAL FORM in the Upstairs Blackbox at IO. This Saturday at 11:30pm. Then…right after Benderdangle head to the mainstage for… MIDNIGHT MOVIE MASTERPIECES: ROAD HOUSE DECONSTRUCTED New Midnight Show! Saturday, November 14th. Join a cast of performers,...
American Watch About 5 Hours of TV Per Day →
Is it weird that I read the title and my first thought was “Oh, man! I’m jealous!”
I’ve decided I hate Tumblr
How the ambient sound at Walt Disney World works →
fuckyeahdisneyworld: (via slippy)
sussybuckets: You’ve made some great casting/writing staff decisions the last couple years. Seriously, way to go. But can we get a black woman in the cast, please? A black woman who could play Whoopi, Oprah, Michelle Obama, Jennifer Hudson, Whitney Houston, NeNe, Maxine Waters, etc.? It’s ridiculous that there are four women in the cast who could conceivably play Sarah McLachlan in a sketch and...
“All The Things She Said” by T.A.T.U. come on my Pandora and I used up all my fast-forwards for the hour!
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo... →
joeliscool: the above is an actual, grammatically valid sentence describing a a cruel social pecking order involving buffalo from Buffalo. good ol’ grimestime sent this to me and blew my mind.
Momma: You're my knight in shimmering armor. Did you know that?
Gilbert: I think you mean shining.
Momma: No shimmering. You shimmer, and you glow.
Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You...– (via ShitMyDadSays)
It's so sad....
mindgrapes: when a great actor from a great show leaves that great show and is forced to do dreck. Juliette, I’m looking at you. Are you talking about V? If so, you mean JULIET. Secondly, I actually enjoyed it, and I think you are being a little too harsh too soon. Sure it was cheesy and uneven at times, but not all pilots are like Glee and Pushing Daisies. Some shows take a minute to find...
WHAT THE FUCK IS FARMVILLE?
And why does my aunt LOVE it?
I’m at work two hours earlier than I need to be here. This is going to be my time to catch up on all the stuff I am behind on in life. Now that I’ve let tumblr know that, I can get back to it.
I almost got hit by a car last week when I went out for a run. Like…I was almost full-on run the fuck down. It happened like this. The light turned green and I had a WALK signal. I looked both ways and behind me…you know…just to be cautious…and started to run across the street. Some JACKFUCK coming in the opposite direction decided that he was going to hurry up and floor...