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Ashley needs a new roommate in New York. I am considering to help a friend out.
Things to do while I'm unemployed:
1) Get employed. that’s about it
Fun Fact of the Day!
The plural of “panini” is “panino”
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How bad is it that after deciding that I love bad senior pictures, I looked up local photography studios, hoping that I could sneak into the lobby and gank some of their best samples?
balltillifall: “Soon after Sarah Palin was elected mayor of the foothill town of Wasilla, Alaska, she startled a local music teacher by insisting in casual conversation that men and dinosaurs coexisted on an Earth created 6,000 years ago — about 65 million years after scientists say most dinosaurs became extinct.” — How fucking stupid are people? Is anyone seriously thinking about voting for...
Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left...– Jane Addams
If you are following my blog you either went to...
So help me out… my producer and I are looking for animators for a couple of short and HILARIOUS minisodes that I am writing. Obviously this is non-paying, and is for exposure/credit/the love of Steve. Let me know. Now. WHY HAVEN’T YOU LET ME KNOW YET!?!
Sooo I didn’t get the job I wanted. I gave myself an hour to sulk and be miserable, but that’s about it. My whole notion all along was to find a job that was JUST a day job and didn’t take away from my writing/comedy stuff. So… there’s really no reason to get that upset about this one, lest I seem like a hypocrit. I need a job with decent hours, low stress, and good...
I’m writing. A sketch. Right now. I am sitting on my bed and using all 22 minutes of my piece-of-shit-HP-battery to crank one out.
I’m back in LA.
I would NEEEEEVER!
tin·tin·nab·u·la·tion –noun 1) the ringing or sound of bells. 2) one of the many senseless jokes that only Jess and I would find funny. I got into Chicago on Wednesday afternoon. Didn’t have a lot of time to hang out with Dangles because she had class and refused to play hookie for me. Bitch. She went off to learn about human resources or some bullshit and I took a long nap on ber...
Taco bell grammar
Would it be proper to order two “taco supremes” or two “tacos supreme?”
No, really. That was fun.
What kind of people ride the train? Isn’t that like… one of the big reasons I decided to ride it? To find out? Well, now that I have firsthand railroad experience, I can answer that. Old people, mostly. But…it’s kind of charming…these traveling old people. They play cards for hours. They get excited and start squealing when we pass an antelope. They get nervous when we go through tunnels. I even...
That was fun.
What kind of people ride the train? Isn’t that like… one of the big reasons I decided to ride it? To find out? Well, now that I have firsthand railroad experience, I can answer that. Old people. Old people ride the train. They talk about their grandchildren nonstop to anyone who will listen…which wouldn’t be a fellow old because they can’t hear, they discuss various trips they have taken in their...
What was the #1 Song on the day you were born? →
balltillifall: “Money For Nothing” by Dire Straits. I really really wish I was born a year earlier because it would’ve been “Let’s Go Crazy” by Prince and The Revolution. (via whatthehale et al) I got “Hello” by Lionel Richie and couldn’t be happier! Especially since one day later would have been “Let’s Hear it for the Boy” by Deniece Williams.
There’s a divinity that shapes our ends - rough hew them how we will– Hamlet, by William Shakespeare
Here’s one I wish someone would translate for me: ‘There’s a...– The New York Post, reviewing the premiere of Heroes
Every week, SNL has at least one absolutely ridiculous yet strangely inspired sketch that makes the other 87 minutes of the telecast completely worth it.
I have four sketches to write. I am going to write one right now. No ifs. No ands. No buts. I will not watch another disc of Heroes. I will not go to CVS for a toothbrush. I will not post photos from Chicago and the train. I will not organize files on my computer. I will not lament over my money situation until my online Bank of America session times out. I will not go visit my grandma. I am...
On a daily basis, people are baffled by my...
I have a lot to catch you up on.
Something I'm never going to say to my kids...
nevermindthebolex: When they’re frustrated with a video game I’ll never say “Why don’t you read the instructions”. My parents used to always suggest this. We all know there’s nothing in there. It’s true. Makes me wonder how people figured out how to do a Fatality without the internet.
Fat Rock Productions →
Click this link. Click “Fat Films” Scroll down to Leper High. Give me a high five
a touch of the dizzies
Since I have spent the better part of two days (43 hours, to be exact) on a train, now that I am back on solid ground I still feel like I am moving. My balance is off. This must be what vertigo is like. Poor Lucille Austero. Pictures and fun stories to come.
I have been losing sleep because I did not credit Christina for those photos of my UCB show.
Tomorrow I am getting on a train in Los Angeles. Approximately 43 hours later, it will arrive in Chicago. This is the part of my trip that I am looking forward to the most.
Tap'd NY →
They sell bottles of NYC tap water to show that it is just as good for you as regular bottled water, and much better for the environment. I drink tap water on a daily basis. You should too. If you don’t like the taste of your tap, get a brita pitcher and keep it in the fridge. It’s actually probably more purified than your average bottled water. I bet I could prove that too. But I...