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Today I’m going to take the first step out of my total meltdown by cleaning my room and leaving the apartment for social interaction. After I catch up on Prison Break. Note: For being in it’s 4th season and having absolutely nothing to do with breaking out of prison anymore, Prison Break is pretty good again. (Unlike the third season where the writers thought throwing them BACK in...
My texture is the best fur - chinchilla– Jay-Z
Thanks to a three-day temp gig at an ad agency, the generosity of my aunt, and a few extra hours at Groundlings, I shall manage to scrape by another month in LA. I can’t go on like this much longer, and (unless I find full-time work) the time where I have no choice but to pack it up and go back to Detroit is fast approaching. Odd thing is…I think I’m fine with that?
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This is my first Thanksgiving ever where I won’t be at home. My aunt and uncle live in Huntington Beach so the obvious choice would be to spend the Holiday with them, but I’ve been thinking about going to a soup kitchen or something. To help people. Not to eat. Although at this point I think I am poor enough to qualify for it. Anyone want to come with? I’ve had three job...
In the past couple of hours, Jenny posted a dress she likes, Christina posted shoes she likes, and Christian posted an action figure he likes. Why are you guys so materialistic? Huh?
tenseventeen: I think I am going to live downtown. I like buildings and cities and LA really has been getting better. The building I looked at just felt right and I only got to the lobby. So we shall see. That seems to be my direction right now. I love downtown LA. I love downtowns that are dirty and dangerous in certain parts. When I am rich and successful I will buy a nice condo in...
I slept until 1. I haven’t shaved in days. My room is a fucking mess. I have NO clean clothes. I plan on going to bed again until I have to leave for my show at UCB. I’ve pretty much given up on life.
T-Mobile might cut off my service because I haven’t been paying my bill. Assholes.
I just wish I could really start a relationship about 12 years in. You really...– Liz Lemon
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Although it’s been “official” for some time now, it is now COMPLETELY OFFICIAL…the Arrested Development movie is ON BITCHES. All of the cast is signed on and ready, with one holdout. My guess is Michael Cera. Fine. Be an asshole. I always wanted Maeby to end up with Steve Holt anyway.
got this from my cousin...
…one of the MANY people in my life who are are on the brink of a full-on Depression in Michigan. Letter from Deborah Meyer, Vice President & Chief Marketing Officer, Chrysler LLC We are all aware that our industry is facing many challenges – declining consumer confidence, imploding financial and housing markets, questionable economic forecasts and declining sales. This situation has...
I got a three day temp gig. Pays twice as much as Starbucks. It is monotonous and one of the most tedious experiences of my life (right up there with when I had to sharpen pencils at Disney World because I fell on my face and was too ugly for park-goers) and I love it.
NME SELECTS COOLEST ARTISTS OF ALL TIME
nevermindthebolex: The list includes: Keith Moon Morrissey Meg White Prince Janis Joplin Johnny Marr Wait a second, Meg White? One time someone called her a “retard banging on a K-Mart drum set.’ D-troit represent.
Meredith wins. I lasted one day at Starbucks.
RIP, Pushing Daisies
Emerson Cod: Sounds like you're narcoleptic.
Ned: I suffer from sudden and uncontrollable attacks of deep sleep?
Emerson: [confused] What's the other one?
Emerson: Words that sound alike get mixed up in my head.
Olive Snook: Me too. I used to think that masturbation meant chewing your food. [pauses] I don't think that anymore.
I was going to stay in and write tonight, but since I’m here and there’s an empty seat, looks like I’m seeing Maya Rudolph and Steve Agee do improv for free. Score.
Starbucks betting pool
Baggy has given me two weeks before leaving. Jess says four days. Meredith gives me 1-3. Anyone else want to get in on this action? Winner receives…ummm…I’ll draw a picture and send it to you in the mail.
Pray to Jesus
I have a job interview on Thursday. Could my first day at Starbucks really be my last? Lord hear our prayer.
youarefree: I don’t laugh enough anymore. Unless something really funny happens in my class tonight, this will be a laugh-less day. Too bad I don’t live in Chi anymore. Give my bay a titter while we eat some loaf on her pad.
So I apparently start training at Starbucks tomorrow, and thought it might be fun to make a game out of it. I am starting a pool, and people can bet on how long they think I will last. Things to consider: 1) Really doesn’t want to work at Starbucks 2) Currently going through three temp agencies to find something better 3) Working on the Uncommon Story contest and may need to read scripts...
This weekend I...
Copied an idea from Jess Went to a bar for the first time in weeks, but only for one beer Did Improv Went to a shooting range and loved it Worked at Groundlings and watched the mainstage for the 30th time Wrote the fifth and final Leper High webisode (featuring a musical number) Found out that a fancy-shmancy manager from a real company took home my pilot to read Ate a lot of Cheerios ...
I haven’t run since Tuesday. I was going to do it today but since the air quality is so bad, the man on the radio told me not to. Thanks wildfires! Back in bed I go!
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I didn’t move out here for the weather, so I can tell you that I HATE that it is already 90 degrees in LA and it’s not even noon.