January 2012
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glamsoda: juliebrister: ferniecommaalex: This was like a comedy nerd dream come true. I got to direct Tom Lennon, Kerri Kenney and Ben Garant (who are obviously some of the people who created The State, Viva Variety and Reno 911, all things I love) in a video about a fictional Noël Coward play. The internet loves Noël Coward references, right? This is absolutely delightful! Pooper full of...
Jan 20th
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welcome to LA, where we can't report real murders...
annielane: cant wait for the season finale!  That’s the cop that yelled at me when I tried to go running in the park this morning!
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I’m moving. And my BIGGEST concern is how it will affect my one-man-show. I love living alone. I do. Nothing makes me happier than leaving the sink full of dishes, wearing my cat on my head because she hates it, and being able to have 95% of the DVR be reruns of Storage Wars. But this is the year when I stop fucking around. I’m fairly confident that if I power through and give 100%,...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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PARTY UPDATE II
Uncle Jim is bringing a batch of sauce. So between Susanne, Dave and Jim we should be fine. Kelly can TRY but she’s never done it before and would need a few day’s notice.
Jan 10th
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HOLIDAY PARTY UPDATE!
With the party mere days away, everyone is really starting to come together to make this happen!  Susanne and Dave have confirmed with each other that in the past it has been 4 batches of sauce and 5 batches of noodles. They’ll need help with that, though. Jimmy has responded and is indeed bringing the beer. Miller Lite, Coors Light, Labatt Blue, Labatt Blue Light. A taste for everyone.
Jan 10th
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R&B singers Brandy and Monica to collaborate again... →
claspy: This news deserves a ticker tape parade! See you on the streets with your ticker tape! PUT MEKHI IN THE VIDEO
Jan 10th
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Family Holiday party
I won’t be there, because I’m not in Detroit, but luckily I’m still on all of the email chains. Here is a recap to catch you up to speed. - The holidays were CRAZY this year so the party was pushed to January 14th at Peggy and Dan’s. - Whoever usually brings noodles and sauce should coordinate with each other to get that taken care of. - Jimmy should be handling beer....
Jan 9th
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allthelatestmoves: “Meet Dee Dee”  “ARE YOU THERE, CHELSEA?” PREMIERES JANUARY 11 @ 8:30/7:30c ON NBC!  Can’t wait for the world to meet LaurLap! Get ready world.
Jan 6th
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Oh, you know. Just Drew Tarver and me being fools. Directed by Patrick Carlyle Also starring a very straight-faced Ryan Rosenberg
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This was 2011
By “This Was 2011” I mean these are the first sentences from my first tumblr post of each month. JANUARY 2011 - “Security in Los Angeles saw my dick.”  FEBRUARY 2011 - “That awful new eye doctor that yelled at me, took 2 1/2 hours for an exam, and at one point REMOVED MY CONTACTS FROM MY EYES WITH HIS OWN HANDS (which I’ve literally had nightmares about) sent me a...
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
This bitch on Jeopardy just answered the question...
dickiemarie: lunchbreak: lesleytsina: That bitch would be me. I heart the internet.  Kisses!  Amazing. Hahaha I love the idea of someone thinking Lesley is a cocky bitch.
Dec 30th
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Darlene Love has been singing this song on Letterman every year for 25 years. Merry Christmas, assholes!
Dec 24th
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Something I Randomly Remembered The first dentist I ever went to in LA ended my appointment by referring me to a plastic surgeon for a nose job. He went so far as to have his receptionist call and book me an appointment for a consultation.
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I’m in Chicago for the night! Someone get me a Red Eye so I can read it on the L!
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CHARITY SHOW! TOMORROW!
I’m teaming up with Room 101 tomorrow for a night of comedy to benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. This show is donation-only. EVERY dollar we make will go to charity. ***************8:00 Right on Red - Danny Cohen, Emily Towers, Jake Goldman, and Will Lerner Hot Tub - Mano Agapion, Ryan Rosenberg, Justin Michael, Jace Armstrong, Patrick Carlyle, Drew Tarver, and Matt Reid Scandal!...
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Dec 12th
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Listenfarlizzle: The great Steve Szlaga wrote me a...
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Room 101: Room 101 CHARITY KEGGER!! 12.14.11 →
room101improv: Room 101 is teaming up with Steve Szlaga to put on a killer night to benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. This show is donation-only. Steve is bringing the keg. Room 101 is covering the rent. EVERY dollar we make will go to charity. ***************8:00 Right on Red - Danny Cohen,… Super excited for this! Be there!
Dec 10th
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Stephen Colbert’s take on the Rick Perry ad.
Dec 9th