February 2012
12 posts
Here’s a fact. Every time you misuse the word “literally,” you could have easily said “legitimately” instead and not sounded like an idiot.
Real quick I wanna make sure that while I agree with your thoughts on the Susan G Komen Foundation cutting PP funding, I NEED to make sure you know Susan G Komen died of breast cancer in 1980 and that you aren’t one of those people writing about how awful Susan G Komen is.
Watchfunnyordie:
Runyon
Two awful people catch up at Runyon Canyon in Hollywood.
Love these guys. Reeeeblog
The night of the premiere, Variety will prepare papers with two headlines. One will say “NBC’S ‘SMASH’ IS ANYTHING BUT” and the other will say “NBC FINDS ITS NEXT ‘SMASH’” It will be very “Dewey Defeats Truman”
January 2012
30 posts
Watchglamsoda:
juliebrister:
ferniecommaalex:
This was like a comedy nerd dream come true. I got to direct Tom Lennon, Kerri Kenney and Ben Garant (who are obviously some of the people who created The State, Viva Variety and Reno 911, all things I love) in a video about a fictional Noël Coward play.
The internet loves Noël Coward references, right?
This is absolutely delightful! Pooper full of...
welcome to LA, where we can't report real murders...
annielane:
cant wait for the season finale!
That’s the cop that yelled at me when I tried to go running in the park this morning!
I’m moving.
And my BIGGEST concern is how it will affect my one-man-show.
I love living alone. I do. Nothing makes me happier than leaving the sink full of dishes, wearing my cat on my head because she hates it, and being able to have 95% of the DVR be reruns of Storage Wars.
But this is the year when I stop fucking around. I’m fairly confident that if I power through and give 100%,...
PARTY UPDATE II
Uncle Jim is bringing a batch of sauce. So between Susanne, Dave and Jim we should be fine.
Kelly can TRY but she’s never done it before and would need a few day’s notice.
HOLIDAY PARTY UPDATE!
With the party mere days away, everyone is really starting to come together to make this happen!
Susanne and Dave have confirmed with each other that in the past it has been 4 batches of sauce and 5 batches of noodles. They’ll need help with that, though.
Jimmy has responded and is indeed bringing the beer. Miller Lite, Coors Light, Labatt Blue, Labatt Blue Light. A taste for everyone.
R&B singers Brandy and Monica to collaborate again... →
claspy:
This news deserves a ticker tape parade! See you on the streets with your ticker tape!
PUT MEKHI IN THE VIDEO
Family Holiday party
I won’t be there, because I’m not in Detroit, but luckily I’m still on all of the email chains. Here is a recap to catch you up to speed.
- The holidays were CRAZY this year so the party was pushed to January 14th at Peggy and Dan’s.
- Whoever usually brings noodles and sauce should coordinate with each other to get that taken care of.
- Jimmy should be handling beer....
Watchallthelatestmoves:
“Meet Dee Dee”
“ARE YOU THERE, CHELSEA?” PREMIERES JANUARY 11 @ 8:30/7:30c ON NBC!
Can’t wait for the world to meet LaurLap! Get ready world.
WatchOh, you know. Just Drew Tarver and me being fools.
Directed by Patrick Carlyle
Also starring a very straight-faced Ryan Rosenberg
This was 2011
By “This Was 2011” I mean these are the first sentences from my first tumblr post of each month.
JANUARY 2011 - “Security in Los Angeles saw my dick.”
FEBRUARY 2011 - “That awful new eye doctor that yelled at me, took 2 1/2 hours for an exam, and at one point REMOVED MY CONTACTS FROM MY EYES WITH HIS OWN HANDS (which I’ve literally had nightmares about) sent me a...
December 2011
38 posts
This bitch on Jeopardy just answered the question...
dickiemarie:
lunchbreak:
lesleytsina:
That bitch would be me. I heart the internet. Kisses!
Amazing.
Hahaha
I love the idea of someone thinking Lesley is a cocky bitch.
WatchDarlene Love has been singing this song on Letterman every year for 25 years.
Merry Christmas, assholes!